unclefather:

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy




(Source: bedfish)


arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad



oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch

oomshi:

i’m blonde, i’m skinny, i’m rich & i’m a little bit of a bitch

(Source: ymolaugh)





(Source: tfm-intern)



(Source: 50centimeters)